USRSF
Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 10:31 pm
Subject: Fw: USRSF
Problem solved! Bless those Rednecks!
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit
called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These boys will be dropped off in Iraq, and will been given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, bacon, BBQ pork, pickups, country music...or Jesus. AND.........
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Problem solved! Bless those Rednecks!
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit
called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These boys will be dropped off in Iraq, and will been given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, bacon, BBQ pork, pickups, country music...or Jesus. AND.........
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.